Dog Sex

Top ten signs You’re into Animal Love

10. You’ve become a Fan of Transformers Beast Wars not because you’re into TF or you like the story, but because you have wet dreams regarding you and a certain sexy spotted cat in the series.

9. You start to enjoy watching Animal Planet more than your girlfriend’s soap operas.

8.  You enjoy being with your dog than your state of the art X-Box gaming console.

7. You’re starting to look forward to dragging your bratty nephew to the zoo during weekends.

8. You catch yourself wondering whether your boyfriend’s pet Doberman has a bigger dick than your boyfriend.

6. You develop a habit of talking to the park’s policeman because you have a crush on his horse.

5. You have nightmares of being caught humping the fountain’s dolphin statue at the park.

4. . You  find yourself thinking of your dog when having sex  with your BF.

3. You’re a daily guest of this website.

2. You post your fantasies and experiences into this site.

1. You’re a member of this web site.

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