Archive for May, 2006

Diana’s First Time

Tuesday, May 30th, 2006

Diana’s First Time

I grew up in a good family of 4 girls in North East England. I’m the second youngest and being a good girl was very innocent and naive. At the age of 13 or 14 I was at Grammar School, the first girl in our family to go and did I have bad puberty with small breasts and an almost constant bladder infection! I had to get the bus to school every day and walked and stood alone! Every morning a big dog would pass me and growl. I was scared of it not surprisingly.

This particular morning I was running late and rushed to the stop, I had to pee really badly…. Behind the stop was a big beech hedge and with care I slipped through it. Taking off my knickers I crouched leaning my back against a tree. Gosh did that feel good, so I closed my eyes. I then felt something warm and wet on my lips, I opened my eyes to see the big black dog that I hated licking up my urine. Terror! So I stayed really still and let the dog do what it wanted….

Now let me explain I was a complete innocent and had at this time never played with myself, I was a good girl!

The feel of the dog’s tongue on my pussy was beginning to feel nice, and I guess now I was wet for a different reason. I had an orgasm and the dog continued to lick. Again and again I came; the world was a far off place that was a dream. Next thing I awoke and tried to stand up, the dog had gone; I was groggy and confused so staggered home. Mum put me to bed thinking I was sick, though I don’t know what she thought of the fact that I was carrying my knickers in my hand and they had a muddy paw print on them.

Snake Seduction

Saturday, May 27th, 2006

Snake Seduction

Hi, name is Des. I know its weird, but snakes have always fascinated me. Most girls are afraid of them, but I think they are incredible creatures. I also keep two corn snakes as pets, named Mamba & Viper. They are about 4.5′ feet long and a good 1.5-2 inches wide, light orange with gray diamond shaped dark patches. And they’re very gentle as they can be. I have raised them they were only babies. They have never bitten me, not even tried, well… maybe except when they were little and nipping everything. But, never since then.

So, you wanna know just how exactly did this strange habit of mine start, you ask? Well, I usually have one of the snakes draped around my neck when I am in my room. I love my snakes and they like to spend time out of their aquariums with me. Sometimes I will put a bit of a treat on my hand or shoulder. They can always tell the difference between the treat & my skin. Well, one day I was surfing the net and getting very horny. I was looking at some images at this one site and boy, did it get my juices flowing. I kept rummaging through this site and the next thing you know there are bestiality pictures on my screen. You know those pop-up ads that are always showing up when you are surfing a porn site. I remember myself thinking, “How in the world can anyone have sex with an animal?”

But, as I stared at the pictures on the screen my curiosity was peaked. I clicked onto the link & saw for the first time a woman being fucked by a dog. My pussy became wetter and wetter. I could not believe I was turned on by this. They had an “eel” category, so I clicked on it. Ohmigod! Right there on the screen of my computer was a girl with her legs spread wide open with the tail end of an eel slithering out of her pussy! I really got horny then. I could not believe it! I looked at picture after picture and my panty crotch was soaking wet!

Now, you all know how snakes have an incredible sense of smell. Well, Mamba started his way down to investigate the source of this overpowering smell that was coming from my nether regions. I did not think anything of it at first. The snakes are always moving around when they get tired of one spot. Mamba’s head was right at my crotch. His tongue kept darting in & out of his mouth. He was enjoying the scent of my sopping wet pussy. I do not know what came over me, but the next thing you know I had dropped my shorts and panties onto the floor and spread my legs wide open. I moved over to the bed and pulled my knees up to my chest.

Mamba’s head went between my legs and was bumping against my labia. Oh God, it felt good! It was so wicked! It turned me on like I had never been before.

After realizing that there was nothing for him down there Mamba started to make his way back up to my shoulder. I stopped him in his tracks and put him back down between my legs. I took a hold of his tail and snaked it between my outer lips. I used it to rub my clit and I was getting all worked up. Mambas didn’t seem to mind this handling of him so I kept it up. I took Mamba’s tail and started to work it into my sopping wet hole. It really felt good. His skin is a little rough & added a sensation that I have never had before. He had just shed his skin a couple of days ago, so this was new skin. The new scales added bumps and grooves that I felt as I pushed more and more of his body into my pussy.

Snakes are very flexible and as I pushed more in it was as if he curved on himself inside my tight hole. I was feeling very full, but wanted more. Then I started playing with my clit. I figured Mambas could exit my vagina at his own pace and that it would seriously get me off. You know, the not having control over it and not being able to tell him what to do. Shit, I was already creaming over the thought. Mamba started to slither away and as he started to slowly exit my body, I screamed out in pleasure. It felt like nothing I had ever experienced before. It felt like he would never get all of his body out of my pussy. He met no resistance and to add to my pleasure he went straight up, right over my clit! Oh, shit! It was so intense! The orgasm was the most intense one I have ever had in my life, even to this day. It started when Mamba brought his head back towards my pussy lips and kept sniffing the air with his tongue. Every few times his tongue would actually make contact with my clit. I had my knees pulled all the way to my chest so my pussy was spread as wide as I could get it. My clit was hard as it could be and defiantly out from under its hood. When I felt his forked tongue touch my clit for the first time, he set off my orgasm.

My legs pulled themselves back even further on their own in order to open my pussy up more so I let go of them then started to pinch and roll my nipples. I pinched them so hard that I had a tear form in the corner of my eye, but it felt soooo good that I could not stop.

My orgasm continued the entire time Mamba got out of me. My pussy was spasming repeatedly and my clit was throbbing and I felt this extreme urge to piss, but I knew I could not piss and climax at the same time. Ands then there was this shot of fluid from my pussy as Mamba came all the way out. Wow!  There was nothing I could do except let my legs flop down to the bed and try to control my breathing as my pussy and clit continued to spasm over and over again. Then I reached down, put two fingers up inside my pussy, and brought them to my clit. I started to rub and circle my nub, knowing that I could make myself climax again if I did it just right. I used one hand to spread my lips wide and the other to grab hold of my clit very tight. Then I took my clit between my fingertips and rolled it like I do to my nipples. As I started to cum again I pinched my clit for all it was worth. The intensity of my second orgasm soared to new heights. Wow!

I do not know how long I lay there. I finally managed to calm myself down to sit up and gaze at my snakes who are both now curled up on the floor. I felt myself getting wet again as I stared at them. Maybe next time, I will try them both at the same time!

Some Reasons Why Having Sex With Animals is Better than Sex with other Humans

Thursday, May 25th, 2006

Here are some of my reasons why nonhuman sex is better than human sex. Feel free to add some of your own if you like. The whole thought sent me laughing my head off. Read and enjoy.  ;)

Some Reasons Why Having Sex With Animals is Better than Sex with other Humans

  1. You don’t have to pay them first.

  1. YOUR size doesn’t matter to them.

  1. You don’t have to treat them to a candlelight dinner first or buy them chocolates.

  1. You don’t have to waste your bloody time on foreplay first. You can fuck them right away.

  1. No one can sue you for rape or child abuse.

  1. They won’t blab if you ejaculate prematurely.

  1. You don’t GET AIDS.

  1. Menstration doesn’t apply to their females.

  1. It doesn’t matter if you chain while having sex.

  1. You can’t get the other party pregnant.

Me and My Shadow

Tuesday, May 23rd, 2006

Me and My Shadow

This is a true story… it actually happened  to me one day.

Well, I was sitting at my computer, completely naked, looking for some porn to aid my jack-off session that day. I must have accidently left open my door because suddenly, I heard a meowing sound and the next thing I knew something furry was rubbing against my legs. I glanced down and saw Shadow. He is my pet, a black cat. He is very young, about a year old, but very affectionate. Shadow continues rubbing against me and I try to ignore him the best I could. The next thing I know, he is rubbing my balls and starts to lick them.

I kinda pushed him away. It freaked me out. I go back to my porn, and he walks up again. This time, he puts his paws on my thighs, and starts to lick my semi hard cock. “SHADOW! WHAT THE DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING??!!!” I yell at him, and this time, he runs off.

A moment later, I wished I hadn’t done that. By then,  I was rock hard and horny.

I sighed and decided to just lie down and jack off. That way I’d not be so horny. So there I was, lying there, my eyes closed, fantasizing about my boyfriends cock, when my cat walks in again. Suddenly a funny idea popped into my head and I said to myself, “What the hell! Why not give it a try.”

I called him up on the bed, watch as Shadow jumped at the mattress and approached my prone form. He crawled on my chest, licked my nipples, licked my armpits, and walked over to my crotch. My 7 incher was really fucking at that moment, and all of a sudden he starts licking the base of it. I gasp. It hurt but it also felt so good! He starts to get really good at it, and then starts licking my head. Oh shit, I said to myself, my mind reeling back. This  feeling was so intense! Shadow continued licking, when I finally cum all over his face and my cock. I thought this would scare him off, but much to my surprise, he seemed to like it and continued licking. I watched him, tired and seemingly helpless as he licked me clean, and then went to attend to the cum on his face.

Shadow and I have had several more of these encounters…

More Reasons Why You Should Fuck Animals

Saturday, May 20th, 2006

More Reasons Why You Should Fuck Animals

You don’t have to spend a fortune buying that diamond ring only to find out that the bitch had already hooked up with the richest guy in the block.

They are open about having multiple partners.

You don’t have to rush to the nearest drugstore late at night to buy a condom.

Sex is better between friends. Who better than Man’s best friend for that matter?

They don’t transmit sexually transmitted diseases.

They don’t get squimish if you want the sex dirty.

They  don’t care much about where you fucked them.

They don’t charge you by the hour when fucking them.

Exotic breeds are always affordable and available at the pet shop.

They won’t drive you away by asking, “When are you gonna marry me?”

Ladyhawk, my Ladylove

Thursday, May 18th, 2006

Ladyhawk, my Ladylove

She was waiting for me. I heard her cries, summoning me to hurry as I walked towards her large cage. I could feel her eyes, tracking me, as I stood just in front of her and wrap an old tattered T-shirt around my hand and forearm. Protection. For me, not her. As the saying goes, it is better to have safe sex than to regret earlier. As I did, during those first few times we paired up together.

I smile as I slowly unlatch the door, knowing that my lady was impatient for her kind. Sure enough, she began crying again, begging me to hurry up. Her need must very great today, I said to myself, trying to calm her down with soft gentle cries of my own.

Upon opening the door, I held out my covered hand toward her and was rewarded with soft cries of greeting as she immediately perched on my hand. I wince inwardly, feeling her sharp claws digging through the fabric and to my skin. Gotta change t-shirt soon, I thought. The cloth was no longer thick enough for our “activities”, but for today, it will have to do.

With my other hand, I latch the cage door close, before leading her to a nearby fountain. I learned that my lady finds the sound of running water relaxing and this would help me in what I have planned for the two of us. Silently, slowly, as not to alarm her, I sat on the fountain’s edge and begin our customary rite of foreplay.

I could feel myself slowly harden as I gently caress her graceful neck and head. The feel of her soft feathers against my skin was very arousing, indeed, and I could tell that she felt the same way too. Her eyes were already half closed and she was making soft cooing sounds of pleasure. She was very still, her wings drooping slightly, and her grip on my hand tightens, waiting for me to make the first move. As always.

I stop teasing her and decide to get down to business. Slowly I reach under her tail with my other hand and run a nail over her hole. This startles her, and for a moment, I freeze, hoping that she will not suddenly turn on me and make me lose an eye or two. Last time she did it, I ended up having a large gash on my cheek and I have no wish it of it happening again.

She seemed willing this time and immediately spins around, her tail facing me, and I bring her back towards me. Gently I raise my head up and kiss her hole, feeling the point of two end bones under her tail with my lips, and with my tongue I wet, the soft feathers surrounding it. I know that she is very delicate so I try to be gentle with my lady as I can.

She is easily pleased and she lifts her tail up and pushed it desperately against my face. I grin and tease her hole with my tongue. She screeches, flaps her wings, and comes to my mouth. Then I sucked gently, and with another cry and flap of her wings, she came again. I have always found her cum to be very arousing, so I sucked her repeatedly, enjoying her cries as she came again and again to my mouth.

After a few minutes, I lowered my hand and let her land beside me at the fountain’s edge.   I was so horny and I wanted to cum while pleasuring my lady.  So, I zipped my fly and lowered my pants, knowing that she was watching my every move. I glance at my lady, give her teasing grin, before reaching under my boxers and grabbing my rock hard cock, and began jerking off.   It did not take long before I was shooting cum all over the ground.

I do not know how long I’ve sat back there into some sort of sexual daze, with a puddle of cum at my feet. But I quickly snapped out of it when sharp claws dug into my skin, followed by something gently landing on my chest. Startled, I opened my eyes. It was her, my ladylove, and she was staring at me with her razor sharp beak so close to my face. This is it, I thought. I’ll have to give up an eye or two as payment for our forbidden love.   I closed my eyes hoping that she be merciful and make it quick. I was surprised when I felt her beak work its way to my short and often messy hair. I opened my eyes and stared at her. She…was preening me? To my knowledge, hawks only preen another hawk when it has accepted the latter as its lifelong mate. So, has she finally accepted me?

She must have read my mind and she stops and brushes her head against my cheek.  Yes, she has accepted me. And I whisper her name.

Ladyhawk. My ladylove…

the End.

Top Ten Reasons Why You Should Fuck Animals

Saturday, May 13th, 2006

Top Ten Reasons Why You Should Fuck Animals

10. You don’t have to give them chocolates or treat them to a candlelight dinner before fucking them.

9. They are always available.

8. They don’t give a damn if you’re… uh, small or whether you cum at once.

7. They don’t transmit diseases like HIV or AIDS.

6. You can quit the foreplay and get down to the fucking right away.

5. They don’t get squeamish at the thought of you chaining them first.

4. You don’t need to pay them first before fucking them.

3. You can fuck them anywhere. Just as long as other people don’t see you.

2. You’ll get a kick out of doing the forbidden. (Excuse the pun. ;)   )

And the top one reason why you should fuck animals is…..

1. You don’t have to worry about one of you getting pregnant afterwards.

In need of Advice, is This normal?

Tuesday, May 9th, 2006

In need of Advice, is This normal?

I’m a young male  Just recently I’ve begun work experience at a zoo nearby and i had to take of the zoo’s tame cheetahs. They are very beautiful and freindly and I spend most of my lunch hour sitting by thier enclosure, stroking and generally being close to some of the friendlier ones.
Anyway, there are two in particular, a young female, Savannah, and a middle-aged male, Mumba, that have come to accept me. Last time I was there, last week, I was cleaning thier enclosure and stood very still as she got close to me, sniffing the lower part of my body. Thing is, as I stroked her back, I started to have a hard on. I have no real attraction to them, though I am guilty of glancing at their parts when I’m near them.

Has anyone else had this experience? I mean, someone not quite so into the beastiality as I. This never happened to me before and I’m terrified I’ll be staring at them again and someone will walk in on me with a raging boner, and all hell would break loose.

Thanks in advance,

Adam