Dog Sex

Top Ten Reasons Why having a Dog is Better than Having a Girlfriend

10. There are a lot of breeds to choose from.

9.   You don’t have to explain to the dog why you came home late after a night of getting drunk with your buddies.

8.    You don’t hear her giving you an earful after you came home late after a night of getting drunk with your buddies.

7.    You don’t have to buy her chocolates on Valentine’s Day.

6.     She won’t blab to her other friends about the size of your…. uh, “hot Rod.”

5.    You don’t have to remember the anniversary of the date you got her from the pet store.

4. She doesn’t slap you in the face for calling her a bitch.

3.  You can have sex with her everyday. That “time of the month” excuse doesn’t apply to her.

2.  She won’t get pregnant with your child.

And the top one reason why having a dog is better than having a girl is….

1. She cums to you whenever you call.

Top ten signs You’re into Animal Love

10. You’ve become a Fan of Transformers Beast Wars not because you’re into TF or you like the story, but because you have wet dreams regarding you and a certain sexy spotted cat in the series.

9. You start to enjoy watching Animal Planet more than your girlfriend’s soap operas.

8.  You enjoy being with your dog than your state of the art X-Box gaming console.

7. You’re starting to look forward to dragging your bratty nephew to the zoo during weekends.

8. You catch yourself wondering whether your boyfriend’s pet Doberman has a bigger dick than your boyfriend.

6. You develop a habit of talking to the park’s policeman because you have a crush on his horse.

5. You have nightmares of being caught humping the fountain’s dolphin statue at the park.

4. . You  find yourself thinking of your dog when having sex  with your BF.

3. You’re a daily guest of this website.

2. You post your fantasies and experiences into this site.

1. You’re a member of this web site.

Return of the Bestial Sexually Slanted Lines

Read it and laugh your hearts out..

More Bestial Sexually Slanted Lines

So what were you and Buster(the dog) doing alone in the woods at THAT time of the night? (As IF we DIDN’T already guessed….)

Here pussy, pussy. Wanna come out and play?

Can I join you in taking Rover out for a walk?

What exactly will we do in a petting zoo, Honey?

Dog damn it!!! I suck!!! I suck!!!

Hot Dogs!!! Get yer Hot Dogs here!!! Large and juicy Hot…..Dogs!!!

Girl: I want a horse for my Birthday!

Dad: What will you do with a horse?

Girl(Pauses for a moment): Ride on it?

Whoa! That elephant is HUGE!

It was a dogday afternoon.

And last but not the least bestial sexually slanted line (drum roll please)….

Fucking horse….!!! He SUCKS!!!!